Love lost; freedom gained

eighteen&living in a fantasy world

userbar:

time is money

money is power

power is pizza

pizza is knowledge

(via julesalexis)

simonjadis:

diabolicaldorothy:

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

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(Source: divinedorothy, via julesalexis)

stolemyheartpt2:

peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 

(Source: toddssteakhouse, via julesalexis)


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true as fuck zodiac

aries:

lovable but still a lil bitch

taurus:

p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time

gemini:

crayola as fuck

cancer:

rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit

leo:

cutest ever

virgo:

really deep and doesn't take any shit

libra:

weird as hell omg

scorpio:

probably satan

sagittarius:

cute and very sweet

capricorn:

to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices

aquarius:

charming but hella strange once you know them

pisces:

even more crayola than gemini